my ears are ringi ng and I just sent some embarazzing drunk texts. but it was so worth it!

I just want to dance in clubs AAALLL THE TIME!

end of story.

ok, not really, I got super drunk at a friends party at a club, and went dancing, and danced with my boyfriend. Then when he left I danced with… everyone, I danced with everyone in the club. This girl was super cute and we danced, and her friend was like ” I really dig your style” and I felt hot. AAAAAALLL night. It was great. So many fun, sexy times. I got up and danced with a pole, not really… I can’t do that. but, a new friend whom I met tonight, we got up there and lipsynced our hearts out, then moved over so that people who do really cool things could dance there. 

but it was fun.

I love feeling drunk. 

my gooooodness! I know what I’m doing next week/all the timE! jk. I can’t afford that

<3 goodnight you wonderful, beautiful, sexy sexy people! <3

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  • when I'm in the shower: sweet jesus christ what is this magical fuckery this is the most relaxing thing ever it's like a vacation in my own bathroom so warm so magical this is holy water that's been blessed by god himself i never want to leave this spot as it wraps its pleasuring waters or warmth around my body
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What a dreamy evening it has been! The smell of blossoms! The gorgeous colours of the fading sky! A blustery wind that seems to be bringing in a storm while little pin prick drops of rain every once and a while fall upon your skin. What a lovely walk I had tonight, then tea outside with a little candlelight. I think this is why I love spring and summer, you can spend hours outside dreaming.

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Solar Eclipse, May 20th, 2012.

WHAT when did this happen I’ve been working all day

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